Please pick only one post type!

activatedcarbon:

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

i made this post because my computer told my to update Java at 4am and i was mad, and now its my most successful text post

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.